If you hang around me on facebook at all, (links to my fb groups here, at the bottom of the page), you know that I have a muse. A newly published writer who helps me noodle my way through my stories when I get stuck. She’s also the at least 42.6% of the asshole and snark in Mac and the 46.2% of the silly fun in Mac and Bruin’s bearmance.
She’s written several short stories, and is working on romantic comedy novel, but I want to call your attention to something she did for the entertainment of the babes in my reader group. It’s a hilarious short story we like to call Terrible Sex Scenes Theater, a snippet in the life of Cleophus and SaraMae – free for you, and I’ll let her explain it:
Disclaimer: This story is a hot ass mess. It is terrible. I mean seriously bad. Like, it’s great that you got it for free because if you paid money for this hot piece of garbage, you’d be super upset. But, after saying all that, if you STILL read it, it’s not my fault if you think it’s terrible. I already told you it would be the most terrible, horrible, and awesomest piece of stupid trash ridiculousness you’ll ever read… and you’ll never look at meatloaf, garlic mashed potatoes, and NASCAR quite the same again. You have been warned…
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